welcome to 2007 dewdz. here's more fish/germany tour for ya.

after stuttgart we hit mainz. my digi started freakin the funk in zurich and finally died in mainz so i only have a few piks from there with my 'real' camera.

check out marcus falling asleep on the right.

finished drawing with shitty lighting.

afterward we went to a mexican joint. i made the mistake of ordering buffalo wings at a mexican restaurant in germany. in retrospect, i should've known better but they're one of my favorites. anyone know where to get good wings in sf?

we were in and out of mainz with a quickness and on our way to duesseldorf.

fish took control of the wan when we hit the autobahn and got it up to 180km (120mph). i thought i was cool when i hit 240km/160mph and broke my autobahn hymen but i was in a sports car on a sunny day. fish was manning a tour wan and it was raining. i was nervous as fuck and it didn't help knowing that he didn't get his drivers license until he was 25.

the big piece, in duesseldorf, was done at the magwick headquarters. magwick runs streetwear today magazine and does some marketing and trade show stuff. they set up our tour and took care of everything while we were there.

martin is one half of magwick. he owned his own skateshop when he was 15 or so. nice one.

draw it up.

germans make coffee in a pan and when they're real high, they leave it on the stove for a long time.

results.

opening day.

fish scored some sick lederhosen in stuttgart and finally had the chance to break them out in duesseldorf.

marcus and his saucy lady friend, hanni. her name is pronounced 'honey' so i didn't use it too much so marcus wouldn't think i was hitting on her.

sweet german menu selections.

american actors and actresses don't usually do commercial ads in america cause it makes the public think they're doosh cunts but they make bundles of cash doing them overseas. sharon stone is second on my 'most famous white trash' list; right behind courtney love.

this vagina matress is a fairly well known actress from croatia.

i didn't get any piks of the opening but afterward we played a game where you try to guess whos name is stuck to yer forehead.

tom cruise was on mine and when i asked 'is he gay' everyone said 'i'm not sure'.

we stayed at a different hotel the next night and this was our tv greeting.

during our last half day in duesseldorf we came across what appears to be a porous walker sculpture of a giant baby eating shit out of another giant babys ass with a spoon. rumor has it, porous paid them $5 to build it.

i also spotted heath 'anus' ledger and jake gayanall out front of our hotel. the hotel worker dewdz said they were preparing for brokeback mountain 2 and came to germany to explore some 'fecal play'.

fish next to a portrait of himself.

fish next to a gaggle of gnomes.

me and fish standing next to sculptures of ourselves in 5 years.

i tend to pick up foreign languages pretty fast and 'spreakin za doosh' was easier than i expected. in this video i basically broke down that our trip was going good because we were able to skin up on a regular basis and got to play a game we called 'jew buggy'. it's the same thing as 'punch buggy' (where you punch someone whenever you see a volkswagon beetle) only we did it whenever we spotted a jewish dewd in germany. i punched fish once.

berlin was the last city on our tour and it's next up in blogvillelandia.

later for you. {moscomment}