so this is my first attempt at a fecal face blog, if anyone remembers or cares i used to have a blog on hamburgereyes.com before they were taken down. i havent done a web log since then. so i decided id try this again, i was originally going to report on art basel in miami in early december but i just kept going places so that is where it starts

MIAMI

i went to miami for on reason really, to see this chick. alot of this does not deal with the actual art fair but you can go to Kathy's blog to get all the art you want and mirror some of the things i do. kathy updates her blog frequently and has lots of awesome art talk

i got in the last saturday so the first thing, the beach

kathy and i at the deitch design district thing(she looks amused doesnt she)

Caught with the meat in your mouth

terence koh, i dont even know how he made his face do that

hotel parties

hotel rooms

this was my favorite booth at art basel. it was a mechanical arm with a string tied to a cigarette pack, the space was huge and it just walked the empty pack of cigaretts around like a dog i forget the artist and gallery but what an awesome waste of money, im not kidding, it is

kathy walked around with me for a while then we met up with dash and jade

we took jade to the airport because she had been there all week

then we had pizze and paste in the room and dash and kathy passed out

see....wait

close up HEY WAKE UP!

i got bored and restless and dressed up in kathy's glasses

...

...

...dash had green suede shoes

he finally woke up, this is him as kathy

then he stole the tablecloth from the roomservice cart and it was off to the party

some of my midwest graffiti friends. joey, ben, casey, and jordan

a-ron the don put me on. this was an aNYthing party, it was fun. hey, what are you doing down there?

ace boogie. how many times does it say irak in this picture?

lots of other people blogging too

party

party

lets go home

recipe for a hang over

so heres some pretty pictures of sea gulls

big ocean

this is "how to look cool with a spounge bob towel around your head"

when we left the gulls went after our expensive lunch and it was madness...

i had to liberate this animal from this trash can, then very appropriately it was back to the bay area for me.

OAKLAND

you know when someone has a shitty car and they decide to make it real "nice" and you describe it as a "pimped out Geo"? this is an actual pimped out Geo

hung out with the boys

kenny and duncan, you dont look so good

oh gross

ugghhhhhh drunken

fights

fall

down

the

stairs

mitchel

more fighting in my room

viking skins bad boy club

battle scars

zane

splat. thats it. then i went home to texas for the holidays

HOUSTON

parents house

now claire and will have BF bars, we are the punks

big man chris

i never thought id ever say im sick of drinking veuve clicquot

girls room

my good friend will boone

and blueberry pancakes seems like a good enough place to stop for now ill have some more stuff from new york, houston, and LA

look, me with a grammy. i dont really remember this so dont ask. someones house in austin.

enjoy. or dont. {moscomment}